Invasion of Privacy | All the Best Quotes

Your bitch wanna party with Cardi

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I had to give myself a little time after this album dropped to write because I was just too damn hype. Cardi is my favorite! I’m talking girl crush, goals, bestie in my head. Mama is all the things, and her come up has been so beautiful to watch. She inspires me, she empowers me, and she cracks me the hell up.

Since Invasion of Privacy hit gold in like 24 hrs, I can only assume that yal have had it on repeat just like me and KNOW it’s the clap back album of the year. Not only did she give us track after track of banggers but she also gave us bars on bars of Instagram captions and Twitter subtweets. Like seriously, my fingers couldn’t keep up trying to type notes of all the best line to strategically use when I need to hit someone with a virtual point and pull. She gave us lines for haters, fck boys, wanna be side chicks, and anyone out here not putting the proper respek on our name.

So, since I love yal, a good read, and of course Queen Cardi I put together a nice little list of some of the album’s best lines so yal can go ahead and get them twitter fingers poppin’. Thank me later!!

Get Up 10

“Get money go hard- muhfuckin right. Stunt on these bitches out of muhfuckin spite”

“You gonna run up on who and do what?”

“If you gotta problem with me say it now cause I don’t wanna hear no sneak dissin. Especially not from all you weak bitches’” 

Bickenhead

“Get it from my mama and you don’t know where your daddy at”

“Stupid hoe unimportant unattractive unemployed”

“Bitch you pressed you can flex get some money hoe tell me why you stressed” 

“When I’m done I make him come but then he’s coming off that cash”

Pussy so good I make a nigga invest”

Be Careful

“Do you though. Trust me nigga it’s cool though”

“I could’ve did what you did to me to you a few times”

“Karma for you is gonna be who you end up with”

“I was here before all of this. Guess you acting out now you got an audience”

“You might have a fortune but you lose me you still gone be missfortunate”

“It’s not a threat it’s a warning, be careful with me” 

Ring

“Should I call first I can’t decide. I want to but a bitch got pride”

“Let another nigga in ya spot you gonna be hot”

Money Bag

“I say bae it’s a snack he say it’s an entree” 

“Now why this bitch tryna look at my snap? I’ll take ya man and I won’t give him back”

Wig be laid, waist snatched, ass fat, straight facts”

“ my bitches with me pretty, too, they look like bridesmaids”

“And they all bloody gang so don’t be talkin’ sideways”

“Everythin’ your nigga want, I’m like a walkin’ wishlist”

“How you gon’ suck yo’ man dick with my name in yo’ mouth?”

I Do

“I think us bad bitches is a gift from God. I think you broke hoes need to get a job”

“They said by now that I’ll be finished, hard to tell My little 15 minutes lasting long as hell, huh?

“I do what I like I do I do”

“I’m a gangsta in a dress, I’m a bully in the bed. Only time that I’m a lady’s when I lay these hoes to rest”

“I say what I want, I ain’t never been timid. Only real shit comes out my mouth and only real niggas go in it”

“Here’s a word to my ladies, don’t you give these niggas none. If they can’t make you richer, they can’t make you cum”

Thru Your Phone

“How you out fucking with bitches that follow me ”

“oh you wanna send nudes to my man? Wake up and see ya boobs on the gram”

“You risk your whole home for a hoe from the bar?”

I Like it

“I like texts from my ex’s when they wanna second chance”

“I like proving niggas wrong. I do what they say I can’t”

“Bad bitch make ’em nervous”

Best Life

“Had to talk to God, dropped down, and prayed for this. To my surprise, He replied, said, “You made for this”.

“Ain’t no more beefing I’m just keeping to myself. I’m my own competition. I’m competing with myself”

“She counts money in her sleep and she don’t ever spend the night.”

“That gwala like Iyanla cause that bag just saved my life”

“Never has a problem showing y’all the real me- hair when it’s ducked up crib when it’s filthy”

“I’m like gold I’m like goals Man I’m chosen. Im floatin”

She Bad

“I’m up she mad. I’m first she last”

“I’m a boss in a skirt I’m a dog I’m a flirt”

“Spoil me in Prada I’m worth every dolla”

“I could buy designer but this fashion nova fit all ‘at ass”

“Whispered in her ear you got these bitches beat they runnin laps”

Did I miss your favorite line? Drop it in the comments and help your fellow boss bih keep her caption game on point.

Lifestyle blog- Nashville TN- TiffandCoco

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